Questions, answered straight

Who is this store for?

Adults, 18 and over. The humour is cheeky and full of innuendo, but never explicit — no explicit imagery, ever.

What does print-on-demand (made to order) mean?

Your item is printed after you order it, instead of sitting in a warehouse. That is the whole model: fresher prints, less waste, and designs made for the person getting them.

Why are there no prices on this page yet?

Because the launch catalog is still being finalized. We only publish a price when it's real — starter design concepts are shown without prices on purpose.

How long does shipping take?

Final production and shipping details are published at launch, on the product pages and the shipping page. We don't print promises we haven't confirmed.

What about returns?

The final returns policy is published at launch. Made-to-order items are printed per order, and the launch policy will say exactly what's covered.

Can I suggest a design?

Yes — funny, cheeky, platform-safe ideas are welcome through the contact page. Explicit ideas get a polite no.